The Eight Wonders of the Bathroom

Besides serving its obvious and most important purpose, a bathroom is:

1)The Place Where Great Thinkers Are Born

No one can deny that the “The Bathroom” is probably one of the best place to think, but only if there isn’t a long line of other thinkers waiting on the other side of the door 🤣

2) The Magical Chamber of Protection

Bathrooms for centuries have provided protection against violent situations. One prime example is your little sister running with a glass of water to throw on you because you did the same thing to her in the morning. In some other people’s cases, their parents going after them with “THAT” beautifully embroidered slipper.

3) Where Sodium Laureth Sulfate is Introduced

In case you are in a hurry and can’t find any book in close range, the shampoo bottle or the toothpaste tube become your best friends. They not only provide you company but also quench your thirst for knowledge. No doubt by the end of the session you become fluent enough to recite all the ingredients in a shampoo bottle, starting from the most famous component, Sodium Laureth Sulfate 😉

4)The Last Minute Binge Room

The bathroom is hands down one of the best places to finish the last two pages of your book. Especially, when you know its past bedtime and any minute the warden (MOM❤) might come in and take it away from you. No wonder one of the synonyms for a bathroom should be “The Special Room of Requirements (Harry Potter reference alert 😜)

5) A Battleground for Revenge

Taking revenge in a bathroom may come in various forms. One  of the most effective is, as soon as the enemy goes into the bathroom lock it from outside and turn off  the lights. To add to the victims distress laugh like crazy while switching the lights on and off 😈

6) The Room that Cures Memory Loss

You are in the bathroom and before going in you couldn’t remember where you put your glasses. It is 100% guranteed that after a few minutes you’ll be springing out like a kangararoo because you instantly remember that while putting the eggs in the refrigerator last nigh, you accidentally put your glasses in too 🙈

7) Getting to Know Your Talents 

The bathroom provides you with the opportunity to know:

1) If you are tone deaf or not 😂

2) It provides you the opportunity  to act crazy without anyone knowing, like making comical faces  in the mirror or laughing at hilarious scenarios that you just made up in your head.

Me being a total dunce while no one is looking.

8) Keeping Up Good Relationships with the Fam

Last but not least the bathroom teaches us to keep a strong relationship with each of our family member, because you never know when you might have to scream for some toilet paper 😁