The Eight Wonders of the Bathroom

Besides serving its obvious and most important purpose, a bathroom is: 1)The Place Where Great Thinkers Are Born No one can deny that the “The Bathroom” is probably one of the best place to think, but only if there isn’t a long line of other thinkers waiting on the other side of the door 🤣…

A Day in the Life of Sid the Cat

Hi! I am Sid the Cat. And although I just woke up, I still feel a bit sleepy. Oh well, time to get up and greet the day. You see, I have a very busy schedule today. 1- First, I have to watch my favorite TV show, “How to straighten out your bed sheet after…

On Loving Your Neighbors: Which Ones Should You Really Love

To determine that a thorough study needs to be done. The Different Types of Neighbors: 1- The Wannabe Singers: These are the ones, who not being able to afford much, turn their bathrooms into singing studios.  What’s more harrowing is that almost 99% of them happen to be tone-deaf. Listening to them not only pains…

Forgive and Forget

Are you a human bean? If your answer is yes, then you  probably must have had a fight with some other human bean at least once in your life, right?  After the fight did you ever think of forgiving that person? Almost 99.9% of the people would definitely say no. I myself would learn karate,…

A Morning Through My Balcony Window

Today, I woke up to a lovely sunny day. It had been raining last night, the raindrops still visible on the windowpane. The white curtains moving by the light breeze letting the sunlight passing through, cast a beautiful shadow on the wooden floor. Looking out of my balcony window I saw a clear blue sky. …

Things that Make Me Happy

1-  Getting my cat to meow back at me. 2- Asking my sister funny questions when she’s talking in her sleep and giggling like mad at her mumbling. 3- Waking up and finding that I have still 30 minutes left before college and jumping back to bed for some last-minute beauty sleep.      …

Why Though?

1) Why does your little toe decide to hit every piece of wooden furniture in your home on the coldest day of winter 🙂 2) When you’re cozily bundled up in bed and have warmed every cold spot, oh no I have to go pee!!!! 3) Alone in your room you won’t ever drop juggling…

ABOUT ME

I am a 19-year-old curly-haired girl.Born on October 26.I was born in Germany, Berlin.I LOVE MY ALLAH (GOD) MORE THAN ANYONE.I am a proud Muslim. I love my religion.I have visited the UK but currently,  I am living in Pakistan.I’m fluent in German, Urdu, English, Korean and in a language that only my little  sister…

The Sister Spy Network

  “Psssstt, the coast is clear,” said my sister coming out from behind the door.  “LET’S GET STARTED!” People! believe me, we weren’t going to perform some crazy science experiment that would blow up our house this late at night. We had a more important mission. 1- Peel and cut seven big potatoes and then…

A World Without Glasses

  I am a curly-haired, brown-eyed girl, who loves chocolates and cats. Ah, and yes, I wear glasses. I’ve been wearing glasses since the 4rth grade, it’s really hard imagining life without them. Believe me, being a four-eyed person can sometimes be really hard and at times really funny for instance, 1)  You must have…

The Little Mouse

            The little mouse,Had a big house,He had a squeak,Which was very weak,He owned a large river,In which when he bathed, he shivered,He had a red coat and a blue boat,In which he went to see his good friend the goat.